+46The smallest woman can break the biggest man in the world with three little words: "Is it in"? amirite?
+207A foolish man tells a woman to shut up. A wise man tells a woman she's beautiful with her mouth closed. amirite?
0The perfect woman: An angel in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen, amirite?
-4The most attractive thing about a woman is if she makes good sammiches, amirite?
+12Bananas are healthy, when you are healthy you can go to school, when you go to school you get work, you get money for work, money gets you woman, woman give sex, sex gives Hiv, Hiv kills you... "Wanna have a banana?", amirite?
+12You know you're a nerd when you listen to "Nothin' On You" by B.o.B. and all you can think about is how Wonder Woman is from DC Comics and Mr. Fantastic is from Marvel, amirite?
+372A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s because she changes it more often, amirite?
+2Vanessa Williams is such a beautiful woman (not in HD lol) but OMG her voice and the way she talks is brutal. amirite?
+4Facebook 'like': "Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't." So? They don't care, amirite?
+7Linda Harvey (the most homophobic woman in the US) is such an evil sounding person, just by her words. If she's your next door neighbor, you wish she would move out of your town, amirite?