+4,803Ugh, my co-workers bug the heck out of me. One of them's a chick who doesn't know left from right. But she's pretty hot. The other girl's really really smart but I swear, she looks like she came from a nerd convention. And then there's this guy who seems like he's high all the time, and for some reason he brings his dog to work everyday. So yeah, we travel in a bus and solve mysteries and stuff... amirite?
+1,527If you made a gift for your best friend. Then gave it to her and her reply was, Ewh this is so ugly. You would be killed inside, right? After all that hard work, and time spent on it. Imagine how God feels when you call yourself Ugly. amirite?
+1,909If homosexuality is a disease, then we should all call in gay to work. "Nope, sorry, can't come in today- still queer", amirite?
+1,345Ok class todays math equasion is: 1+1= ? Ok jimmy let's see what you have written down. "2". DAMN IT JIMMY I TOLD YOU TO SHOW YOUR WORK!! amirite?
+2,511Thank god Facebook is back up. I've had to phone 247 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a glass of water and going to bed, lol'. It's taken me all night! amirite?
+1,745You hate that feeling when your service doesn't work in a train station so you can't change your ticket so you can't sit next to the really hot girl in the other train so you won't go on a date and get married and have an awesome kid who grows up to be the president of the United States, amirite?
+2,199The saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me," doesn't really work in Harry Potter, amirite?
+2,559Thank you motion-sensor hand towel machine, you never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot, amirite?
+906In Soviet Russia, horse rides you! In Communist China, THERE ARE NO JOKES! GET BACK TO WORK! amirite?
+490The U.S. is like an out of control bird whose left and right wings refuse to work together to allow it to fly, amirite?
+427It's interesting how babies are actually born sort of as animals, all crawling and not comprehending (nor caring) for math and schedules and work and whatnot, but we as humans train them to become all human-y by teaching them to walk and do taxes. We train the little clumsy monkeys to become civilized and boring humans just like everybody else. It's not the race that is like this, it's the training. We're not naturally this way, we train each other to become this, amirite?
+377Life sucks because you can't just LIVE it. Nooo, you gotta be successful and self-actualising. You gotta "make a change". You gotta "get involved" and "stay active" and "work to make ends meet". You gotta get married and have kids and bust your arse to meet even the lowest common denominator of existence. I just want to LIVE. Everything else can go fuck itself... amirite?