+10,068If the world doesn't end on December 21, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20, 2013, amirite?
+9,343"George Washington was the first president." OK, I'll buy it. "There are billions of stars in the galaxy." I believe that one too. "Columbus sailed to the new world in 1492." He sure did. "Careful sir, the plate is hot." I'm going to test this one out for myself, amirite?
+4,161Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?
+2,904You know what's annoying? Cling wrap clinging to itself. I mean, all you wanted to do was cover some food in plastic but NOOO. First you gotta somehow hold the thing straight with one hand, then perform a small miracle by unclinging the stuff from itself. Then when you try to put it on the dish or whatever, it just clings to itself again. Also world hunger. That shit's pretty bad too, amirite?
+2,590When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?
+2,421This world is full of double standards. Like if a girl sleeps around with a lot of guys then shes a 'slut' but if a guy does the same then he's a 'homosexual', amirite?
+2,293It must be awkward for other people named Harry in the wizarding world.... "Hi, I'm Harry!" "HARRY POTTER?" "Ummmm, no..." amirite?
+2,082I think there is more good than evil in this world. It's just that a bomb sounds louder than a hug. amirite?
+2,058There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it. amirite?
+1,878"No means no" is either dating advice, or the world's shortest Spanish lesson. amirite?
+1,764Thousands of years from now people are going to find an "American Calender" and think the world is going to end on December 31st, amirite?
+1,718Why does Sea World have seafood restaurants? I’m halfway through a fish burger when I realize, "Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner". amirite?
+1,622There's never been enough lemonade in this world. It's time someone made a stand, amirite?
+1,543When the world ends, the only amusement park left will be Legoland, since plastic doesn't break down quickly. Yet, it comforts me to know whoever survives will have an awesome time. amirite?