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+10,083If the world doesn't end on December 21, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20, 2013, amirite?
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+9,374"George Washington was the first president." OK, I'll buy it. "There are billions of stars in the galaxy." I believe that one too. "Columbus sailed to the new world in 1492." He sure did. "Careful sir, the plate is hot." I'm going to test this one out for myself, amirite?
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+4,166Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?
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+2,910You know what's annoying? Cling wrap clinging to itself. I mean, all you wanted to do was cover some food in plastic but NOOO. First you gotta somehow hold the thing straight with one hand, then perform a small miracle by unclinging the stuff from itself. Then when you try to put it on the dish or whatever, it just clings to itself again. Also world hunger. That shit's pretty bad too, amirite?
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+2,596When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?
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+2,296It must be awkward for other people named Harry in the wizarding world.... "Hi, I'm Harry!" "HARRY POTTER?" "Ummmm, no..." amirite?
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+2,084I think there is more good than evil in this world. It's just that a bomb sounds louder than a hug. amirite?
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+2,060There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it. amirite?
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birthdayboy7s avatar birthdayboy7
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+1,883"No means no" is either dating advice, or the world's shortest Spanish lesson. amirite?
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+1,766Thousands of years from now people are going to find an "American Calender" and think the world is going to end on December 31st, amirite?
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+1,722Why does Sea World have seafood restaurants? I’m halfway through a fish burger when I realize, "Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner". amirite?
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+1,625There's never been enough lemonade in this world. It's time someone made a stand, amirite?
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FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig
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+1,542When the world ends, the only amusement park left will be Legoland, since plastic doesn't break down quickly. Yet, it comforts me to know whoever survives will have an awesome time. amirite?
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willliamaphones avatar willliamaphone
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+1,534Now that the world is accustomed to Bluetooth headsets, it makes talking to yourself on the sidewalk that much easier, amirite?
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+1,514Sitting on the toilet backwards. Think about it, that little tank on the back of the bowl opens up a world of possibilities. You can take a nap, eat a bowl of cereal, finish your homework, file a tax return, pratice origimi, train your pokemon for the elite four, mow the lawn, wash the dog, cure cancer, take out a 2nd mortage on your house, punch a politician... or shit backwards, amirite?
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