+13I think before we focus on illegal immigrants we need to make it easier for non-criminals to enter. Think of all the families running for their lives in Mexico from drug cartels only to find there is a hefty fee that they can't afford and several years of waiting. Why punish those just trying to survive? Make it a simple, affordable fee, and a simple process so they can become legal, pay taxes, learn English and be on their way to earning a living in our land of opportunity. As for those already here, have them do the same. If discovered to be illegal, offer them the same process. Why make them go back and be subject to the same violence they were fleeing from? If they refuse the simple process, then I do believe it's time for deportation. Once we have these in place, then is the time to crack down on borders in whatever way we can. What do you think?
+27Having trouble sleeping? Purchase Buccsoldbat's Lengthy Opinions: Amirite Post Explanation Edition! Guaranteed to be in a deep slumber before the second sentence. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading.... Amirite? More
-12Guns aren't going anywhere. There is no reason to let emotions run wild and ban firearms. Israel has had no school shooting since it adopted a policy that arms teachers on school grounds almost 40 years ago. Thailand has had school shootings drop drastically since they employed the same policy eight years ago. Kennesaw, Georgia hasn't had a single homicide in 25 years since requiring every household to own a firearm. We need MORE guns in the hands of responsible citizens.
+1,305Without Anthony's parents we wouldn't have amirite.net, so we should thank them for having sex 21 years and 9 months ago, amirite?
+1,000The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
+2,590When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?
How can a woman who has lost interest in sex be so selfish to not give it up to her husband who still desires it? Isn't that totally selfish? More
+3,131I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
+526The point of the video Kony 2012 was not that we all need to protest and donate to stop something that's been going on for years. The video is an experiment of the internet's power. To see if we can make this video go viral and spread the word to show congress that the special unit deployed to Uganda to stop Joseph Kony (ONE person committing these crimes) needs to finish their mission. The point is that you can make a difference with just a like, a comment or a tweet, amirite?
Sexual misconduct. When men behave badly, it's the crime of the century. When women do it, it's a joke. How come? More