+444You would rather burn your country's flag for $5 than kick a puppy for $10, amirite?
+434It must have been kind of weird for the first person who had a pet. "Awwww! Look at this cute little animal! I'm going to take it away from it's natural habitat and lock it up in a cage for myself!" Amirite?
+431Colorado used to be peaceful. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. amirite ? amirite?
+427It's interesting how babies are actually born sort of as animals, all crawling and not comprehending (nor caring) for math and schedules and work and whatnot, but we as humans train them to become all human-y by teaching them to walk and do taxes. We train the little clumsy monkeys to become civilized and boring humans just like everybody else. It's not the race that is like this, it's the training. We're not naturally this way, we train each other to become this, amirite?
+415So just read a news article about three 14 year old girls drawing swastikas and leaving feces on a Jewish families front porch...I don't even have words. That's just the ugliest, nastiest, thing...I wish I knew who they were, so I could talk to them and tell them how incredibly sick they make me. And the mother who drove them to that house in the middle of the night needs to be absolutely ASHAMED of herself and her daughter. How did they think this was okay? Bunch of animals. amirite?
+411I think the best way to solve America's problem's is to elect a grizzly bear into the house of representatives, stick with me here, because he would than systematically take out the frail and weak and leave only those fit to survive. Not to mention congress would be forced to put their petty squabbles aside and band together in order to survive, nothing says bipartisanship like the threat of bears, amirite?
+409You know your pet is getting old when you check to see if it's alive every time you notice it sitting too still, amirite?
+400The bottom of your feet would be a horrid place to get sunburned. amirite?
+384You're so badass, when Club Penguin asked you to put in your parent's email address, you put in your own, amirite?
+382Tanning... because first white people stole their land, and now they're trying to take their skin color too. amirite?
+381When you're mad at your friends you're more appreciative of your family. When you're mad at your family you're more appreciative of your friends, and when you're mad at both you're more appreciative of your pets. amirite?