+901You still remember the day he broke your heart; the day that, after all those years of him making you feel special, saying that it was "only you", you found out that he had been going around telling all the other kids they could prevent forest fires, too, amirite?
+883Teenage girls like The Hunger Games so much because they all subconsciously want to kill each other. amirite?
+862It's so annoying when you go to the pond and see all these ducks practicing their teenage girl faces, amirite?
+574People with pets: It kills you to see your pet hurting themselves because they are extremely scared of something, like riding in a car. amirite?
+539When you come in from outside when it's freezing out, you put your hands on someones cheeks to show them how cold you are, amirite?
+486In the heart of summer when you feel like dying of the heat, you can't WAIT for winter, but it's the other way around during winter, amirite?
+467I have come to realize that all cats are demons. I mean, have you ever tried to baptize one? They don't seem to like it very much, amirite?
+455One of the best things about having a pet is that you can blame scary sounds on them. i.e "BOOM!" "Oh! Oh my gosh. It's totally cool..probably just the fish," amirite?