+274When you get an average score on a test and you say to your parents that actually you are with the highest score 'cause all the other kids failed at the test, your parents say that they don't care about other kids' grades. But when you get a high score, they always ask you if you are the only one or everybody did good like you. amirite?
+397You know your family well enough that you can tell who just walked in the house or is coming down the stairs before you see them, all because you know their walk or how they breathe, amirite?
+11your parents get annoyed when you flip through channels during the adverts on tv. amirite?
+22Parents defaulting to hitting their children is like a comedian defaulting to fart jokes, amirite?
+243When parents don't know the lingo of today, things can get awkward. For example, when they call your cat "pussy" in front of you and your friends, amirite?
+16If Mr. Clean were real, your mom would divorce your dad for him, or at least have an affair with him, amirite?
+466If most plants can't grow in a shadow, why would anyone expect a child to, amirite?
+311When at family gatherings, you know almost everyone except that one person. At some point, she/he comes up to you and says, "Hi! You've grown so much! Do you remember me?" And inside you're saying, "No! If I remembered you, I would've gone up and talked to you first!", amirite?
+29A least one of your parents think they're funny when they try to tell a joke, amirite?