+110Whenever someone tells you to make them a sandwich, you are sorely tempted to give them a knuckle sandwich, amirite?
+10It's okay to have Burger King once or twice a week when you are walking to and from to get your food, amirite?
+188Why do some people say "Raw Cookie Dough"? Like if it was cooked cookie dough, it be a cookie. So there is no need to say the word "raw", amirite?
+140The best comeback to "make me a sandwich" is to come back with a sandwich, amirite?
-2If drug smugglers are that desperate to sell drugs and get more people into it, why dont they mix it with some sort of plant extract, call it a herbal tea (maybe even coffee) and ship it off world wide undetected. even if they get caught the whole world will become addicted to it and we will all crave and buy from other dealers. amirite?
+90Parmesan Cheese is always the hardest thing to find in the fridge, amirite?
+148With all the calories they put in mcdonald's salad its better just to order a burger without fries. amirite?