+1,510With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?
+563It sucks when you lose your stuff at school like your pencils, pens and your life ambitions, amirite?
+496Schools seem to care more about the spine of their books than the spine of their pupils, amirite?
+455Remember; winners don't do drugs. Except for Michael Phelps, Robert Downey Junior, Lewis Carrol, and every good musician ever, amirite?
+420Have you noticed how people's priorities are all wrong when it comes to health? 'Ooh, there's a hair in my food.' You're eating bacon- there's a pig's ass in your food. amirite?
+417When morbidly obese women say that they're not "fat" they just have "curves" you just want to tell them in the nicest way possible that there is a HUGE difference between "curves" and "rolls", amirite?
+416Girls: You have once shaved your legs while dry, realising later that it wasnt the brightest idea , amirite?
+399Exercise balls make way better chairs than things to exercise with, amirite?
+399saying "I sell drugs to fat people" sounds way better than "I work at McDonalds", amirite?
+385Whenever you go to the doctor's office you feel like you spend more time waiting for the doctor in the examination room than you do waiting in the waiting room, amirite?