+1,474The guy who stands in the entrance of Walmart and says "Welcome to Walmart" must say it so many times, he probably wakes up at night yelling it. amirite?
+290How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, and there's nothing funny about it, amirite?
+268Napping prevents old age... especially if you take them while driving, amirite?
+29"Welcome to an amusement park, where every $5.00 foot-long, is $10.00!" Amirite?
+16Do you wanna know what's more awkward than your parents walking in on the only sex scene in a show is? It's playing on the computer in the same room as your parents as they watch tv and have a sex scene come on. amirite?
+225If you ever get arrested in the middle-east, you shouldn't yell out, “unhand me!”, amirite?
+294They say women age like fine wine... but honestly, some of us just age like milk. amirite?