+179You like your women like you like your coffee: all over your crotch after you pick it up at the McDonalds drive-thru, amirite?
+331You know something terrible is happening when your doctor hands you your prescription and says "YOLO", amirite?
+350To this day, the people that used to bully me still take my lunch money. But it's okay as long as they don't mess up my order in the drive-thru, amirite?
+383People with AIDS: Stop complaining. Other people have bigger problems than AIDS, like who they're going to ask to prom and how they should do their makeup the next day, amirite?
+317After they're finished, a prostitute might say: "it's been a business doing pleasure with you.", amirite?
+1,199You're still embarrassed by something from a long time ago even though you are probably the only one who remembers, amirite?
+236When you get dressed in the morning you sit in the corner of your room naked for 30 minutes so you can think about how a green shirt would affect your day, amirite?
+345We spend years wishing our parents would get off our backs, only to realize they're the only people who ever really had our back, amirite?
+442It would be cool if you could pick a genre of dream to have or certain things you wanted incorporated into the dream: "How about an action dream involving the overthrow of a government and a Bengal tiger?" or "I want a romantic drama on an Alaskan cruise with that hot kid from my English class.", amirite?
+150"Coming out of the closet" is a cruel concept that perpetuates the idea that gays are somehow different. The only difference between me and my straight brother is that he like girls, I like guys. Why is one objectively to be considered "normal"? I'll agree to "coming out" when my older brother has sat down with my mum and dad and told them calmly and collectedly that he likes to bang girls in their snatches --- thus making "coming out" normal. amirite?
+360Ripping a paper towel off the roll one-handed is a high risk/low reward maneuver. Succeed and you save about two seconds. Fail and you've re-carpeted your living room with paper towels. amirite?
+331If the Amirite experience was translated into a Halloween night, we'd have several parties (many Harry Potter themed, with Twilight-bashing), a few Justin Bieber imitators (all murdered by night's end), about 60% of the costumes repeated by others, and a ton thrown together at the last moment. The mods would occupy the homes, giving candy according to the quality of one's costume, and heated debates would break out all over the neighborhood, some ending in fistfights, amirite?