+32Retiring when you're old and physically unable is like eating a dinner you don't like and then being too full for dessert, amirite?
+26The sound of children laughing can be very pleasant. Unless it's dark. And you can't see them. amirite?
+24Everyone wonders where we go after we die, but not as many people seem to wonder where we were before we were born. amirite?
+22Women live an average of 7 years longer than men. Women will also spend an average of 7 years in their lifetime menstruating. Sort of like a rebate for for days spent in misery, amirite?