+32Retiring when you're old and physically unable is like eating a dinner you don't like and then being too full for dessert, amirite?
+28The sound of children laughing can be very pleasant. Unless it's dark. And you can't see them. amirite?
+24Everyone wonders where we go after we die, but not as many people seem to wonder where we were before we were born. amirite?
+23Women live an average of 7 years longer than men. Women will also spend an average of 7 years in their lifetime menstruating. Sort of like a rebate for for days spent in misery, amirite?
+28Adulthood is finally making enough money to do the things you've always wanted, but can't because you have to spend it on things you never knew you needed, amirite?
+41This "spring the clocks forward one hour" thing would be so much more popular if it was done at 4pm on a Friday, amirite?
+40The older I get, the more I realize "act like an adult" is a silly phrase because even adults do not "act like adults," amirite?