+1,731It's weird how people complain that seat belt laws take away their personal freedom, it's like, you know what else takes away personal freedom? Dying. Amirite?
+938You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?
+579In Somalia there's probably some kid who's all like "Man, I'm so hungry." And then his friend goes "Yeah, third world problems, amirite?" Then they laugh and die and stuff, amirite?
+684Your favorite sex position is the one when you stare blankly at a computer screen for hours at a fucking time and sob uncontrollably because you're all alone and nobody loves you, amirite?
+563It sucks when you lose your stuff at school like your pencils, pens and your life ambitions, amirite?
+958It's odd that cars in Britain have air conditioning in anticipation of hot weather. Gotta love their optimism though. Kinda like a fat girl carrying round a rape alarm, amirite?
+2,185It would be awesome to go back to kindergarten as a 5 year old with all the knowledge you currently have and completely dominate, amirite?
+474You've never been in love, but you imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food, amirite?
+515The most opportunistic thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a bath, is to throw in all your dirty laundry, amirite?
+500Every person dies two deaths: one when their heart beats no more, and the second when their name is said for the last time, amirite?