+1,410Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm 50. Grab a saucer out the cupboard I gotta feed my kitty. Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a tube of Colgate, cause when I leave for the night, I'll be back by 8, amirite?
+1,371I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?
+3,633It's funny how most music today is about how much the guy wants to hook up with you, when all the Beatles wanted to do was hold your hand, amirite?
+2,467If I could write you a post to make you fall in love, I would already have it up on the homepage. I used up all of my wits, I hope that you read this. But you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me, amirite?
+1,526If Beethoven heard Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber's music he would probably be shocked, not because the music was bad, but because Beethoven's deaf. amirite?
+8,300It's great when you rediscover a great song (that you overplayed, got bored of and subsequently didn't play for ages) from years ago, amirite?
+536Now I ain't sayin' she a goldigga, but she did move west to California in 1849 following the discovery of large deposits of gold, amirite?
+1,651You hate it when you're singing along to a song on the radio and the artist gets the words wrong, amirite?
+679I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, sayin "Whoah man...just take it easy...put the gun down." Amirite?
+612Concerts: The only place where an acceptable answer to "How are you doing tonight?" is "AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!", amirite?
+799I am partial to a rotund posterior and I am unable to profess falsities, thoust clansmen may not forsake; that given a wench walks in with a corset on her waist and a round thing in thine face, thou gets sprung, amirite?
+1,011It's weird how Apple claims 8 gigs is enough for about 2000 songs. If you played 250 songs at a gig, the crowd would leave, amirite?