It's Amirite's 10th birthday!Read More
No good deed goes unpunished - Really? There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope... Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read: Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it might have been because of those bastards at the post office. Sincerely, Edna
Do you believe "a**-kissers" tend to be the bigger person most of the time? More
+1When it comes to describing feelings about people online...I think I don't dislike you works better...and speaks louder...than I like you... More
+5I wish I was me - now...but about 10 years ago. I would've been so Great. C'mon. Ever had this thought? More
+6No one really likes you...until you start talking and prove to be interesting. Amirite?
+2Do you exist or do you think you do...? Which dimension do you exist in...and which one will you move to...
+10It is sometimes difficult to put certain thoughts to words when you rarely are asked to feel, speak, or write them. More
+7The cost of living, is not determined by how much money one makes, but how much one is willing to spend on someone else. The currency of that is love. More
If you were stuck in a time loop, sending you back in time to repeat the same day over and over. Is there a day in your personal life history that you wouldn't mind repeating over and over for a plausible eternity?