+1,010I recently had sex with my girlfriend but she kept screaming someone else's name. Does anyone know who Rape is? amirite?
+1,005You wish it was just as easy as "Hey, I like you." "Cool, I like you, too." "Awesome, Lets go out!", amirite?
+994There's an old saying that says if you love something, set it free, and if it comes back to you, then it really loves you. With this same logic, that balloon I released when I was 6 probably didn't like me very much, amirite?
+991It's completely normal for a girl to be seriously turned on by geeky qualities, amirite?
+983I find it boring when people can't think of a better compliment than "you have pretty eyes". Everyone's eyes look cool, they're fucking colorful balls of liquid on your face, amirite?
+970I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them. Amirite?
+969Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad. Happy Fathers Day! amirite?
+969One of the worst feelings in the world is when you find out the person you really like isn't single anymore. amirite?
+965It sucks when you pass by an incredibly good looking person, but then you realize it was just a mirror, amirite?
+962Girls: When a guy tells you you're beautiful it is a far greater compliment than 'Hot'. Amirite?
+960the fact that penguins have one mate for the rest of their lives is kinda cute, amirite?
+955"You like him!" I DO NOT! "Yes, you do." NO I DON'T! "Then why are you blushing?" Your stupidity is embarrassing! amirite?
+955Nice guys really aren't that hard to find. Girls are just too busy looking at the super hot douche in the corner to see the nice guy that's probably right in front of them. amirite?
+951The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. amirite?