+604I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. amirite?
+894Isn't it strange how a heart is shaped like 2 teardrops? Once the heart breaks, the tears start falling. amirite?
+7931900's:" NO DONT LET THE BLACKS MARRY US! make them marry eachother!!" 2000's: " NO do NOT let the gays marry each other! make them marry....us?", amirite?
+399When thinking about someone you love you imagine less what they look like and more about their smile when they laugh, how innocent they look when sleeping, or their eyes when they look at you and you know they love you too. amirite?
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+752Some people are too intense about those little romantic games. "I love you more." "No, I love you more." "No, I love you more!" "NO. I LOVE YOU MORE. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN.", amirite?
+435You wish that the sexiest person alive could be your valentine, but it would be really weird asking yourelf, amirite?
+438If you want someone to fall for you, you've got to give them something worth tripping over. amirite?
+690You hate that awkward feeling when everyone else is in a relationship and you're just sitting there like "...I love my dog", amirite?
+219Guys: sometimes you see an incredibly hot girl and you just want to shout "TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT ALL OFF!" because you wish such a beautiful girl wouldn't put on a multitude of facades to hide her true self. You want her to realize that the masks she puts on to gain acceptance and attention from the shallow cretins around her are unnecessary and only holding her back from true happiness, amirite?