+219Guys: sometimes you see an incredibly hot girl and you just want to shout "TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT ALL OFF!" because you wish such a beautiful girl wouldn't put on a multitude of facades to hide her true self. You want her to realize that the masks she puts on to gain acceptance and attention from the shallow cretins around her are unnecessary and only holding her back from true happiness, amirite?
+436Asking me to forget someone I love is like asking you to remember someone you never knew, amirite?
+843Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to. Amirite?
+1,389When a guy calls you cute he is looking at your face, when he calls you hot he looks at your body, but when he calls you beautiful he is looking at your heart, amirite?
+1,089You were stoked to find out that people who did the voices for Mickey and Minnie Mouse are married in real life, amirite?
+484Sure, the Bible mentions that homosexuality is unnatural. But it also mentions that eating shrimp is unnatural (leviticus 11:9). . . and you haven't heard of anybody publicly hating shrimp-eaters lately. . . amirite?
+374Gays/Lesbians: You hate when you go outside and society falls apart because of your homosexuality, amirite?
+688Geek Rejection lines #1: "Hey baby! You turn my software into hardware!" "Too bad your hardware is only half a byte.", amirite?
+1,609You can't help but wonder if they're thinking about you, too.. Amirite?
+483If liking someone a lot is called a "crush", then loving someone is called an "obliterate," amirite?
+419Homophobia; the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women, amirite?
+633There should be Valentine's Day cards from stalkers. They could say stuff like "I love the way you breathe" or "You look so cute when you sleep" and then as a present you could include a gift card to their favorite store in the exact amount of their favorite item. You would totally buy some and freak out your friends, amirite?