+806Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be just a retard in tin foil, amirite?
+489Letters start with A-B-C; Numbers start with 1-2-3; Music starts with Do- Re - Mi; Love starts with You and Me, amirite?
+743Love in the 1940s seemed so much more romantic than today. I mean love is love no matter what, but dancing to a record and sending love letters sounds much sweeter than texting and updating your relationship status on facebook, amirite?
+465I believe in love at first sight. That's why I stopped looking at homeless people. I just can't take that risk. amirite?
+532kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted, kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but you can kiss me baby I'm vaccinated, amirite?
+638Love isn't a big thing at all, its just a thousand of little things. amirite?
+422Confucius says: Its okay to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you, amirite?
+551A girl is attractive and nice? She's stupid. A girl is attractive and smart? She's obnoxious or bitchy. A girl is nice and smart? She's unattractive. A girl is all three? Sorry, she only dates assholes, amirite?
+392When proposing, the question shouldn't be, "Will you marry me?" but "May I marry you?" because it's less about if she will, and more about what an honor it would be for her to allow you to do so, amirite?
+381Love is like two people rowing a boat; If only one of you is making effort, you're just going in circles, amirite?
+354Life is one foolish thing after another, whereas love is two foolish things after each other. amirite?
+486I wish that you were sine squared, and that I was cosine squared, because then we could be one, amirite?