It's nice when women keep their cellphones in their back pockets, amirite?
The Tomato-Toməto debate is less about preference and more about where you grew up, either in the West or Asia due to dialect differences. amirite?

Not necessarily. I know british people that say it with a short a, or an ah sound. Americans tend to say it with a long A. It is a dialectical difference, but your geography is off.

Sleeping is similar to dying, amirite?

Makes sense. I have parasomnia and wake up screaming sometimes.

Loud farts are your intestines exhaling heavily because they're upset at your choices. amirite?
If you're poor and mentally unstable you're crazy but if you're rich and mentally unstable you're eccentric. amirite?
There are technically 2,187 different ways to make a standard chocolate chip cookie, amirite?

Sorry, I realized an error in my math, it is actually 1,323

The biggest irony about the nature is how natural selection tries to kill humans only for them inventing things to prevent it that literally kills nature, amirite?

Outstanding move

Outplayed

There's a better chance of someone winning the lottery if more people tried winning it. amirite?
Thermometers are one of the few objects that can be used rectally and then orally almost immediately after. amirite?

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

The straightest British teeth in the world are those of Toddlers. amirite?
Today is the slowest day of the year for bakeries, amirite?

I don't get it

Knowing the difference between stalagmites and stalactites is a lot less important in adulthood than elementary school made it seem, amirite?

Lol this actually came up in dnd and we wished we could remember

You most likely won't find any negative reviews on a parachute, amirite?

If at first you don't succeed...

...then you probably shouldn't take up skydiving.

Since when did suffocating someone become kinky, amirite?
At one point, all the babies in the mom womb will have the same or similar structure of the face and body, amirite?

The ‘mom womb' as opposed to what?