Fishing is the lite version of hunting. Amirite?
"Popping spots doesn't get rid of them" is a lie spread by skincare companies to make you buy their products, amirite?
@Nilofargx Scratching might. But spots are usually so small, they'll heal fast and fine once popped with no mark

the thing is that popping them with a clean needle is much better. If they are under the skin and you use force you'll definitely get a scar. Also, some aren't meant to be popped, they'll just disappear on their own at some point.

Talking to yourself isn't weird. It's practice for the actual thing. amirite?

I don't necessarily have conversations, rather just lay o

The song ‘Monster Mash' is not actually THE monster mash song, but a song describing the music and dancing of the original monster mash, much like ‘Tribute' (Tenacious D). amirite?
@There doesn't have to be an original monster mash song for the monster mash dance to exist.

They played the mash, they played the monster mash

The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash

They played the mash, it caught on in a flash

They played the mash, they played the monster mash

There are probably many famous people who make throwaway accounts to talk about their personal issues. amirite?
If you want to know someone's insecurities, just see where they place their snapchat text line on their face. amirite?

Can you not blow my cover please . Not cool >:((

if slave owners remembered their past lives, the world would progress a lot more, amirite?

Bold of you to assume past lives are a thing.

Girls can wear guys clothes and still look good, but guys can have long hair and look good. amirite?

I've actually noticed that girls have vaginas, but guys like sports

Talking to yourself is considered a sign of insanity but writing to yourself is normal and encouraged. amirite?
If all rectangles are squares, then milk is cereal. amirite?

You are the Shakespeare of our time

People don't worry much when their windows broke, but 90% will freak out if their Windows broke, am I rite?

I would freak out more if my window spontaneously broke

Someone could be handing out iPhones to Google users without anyone ever believing, amirite?

Don't you read the reviews on those free iPhone giveaways, they are 10000% legit, with great friendly trustworthy reviews, all the reviews sound the same so it has to be real