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Your smartphone is more advanced than the computers that landed a spaceship on the moon. Technically, your phone can land on the moon. amirite?

I don't think you understand what the word "technically" means

You probably didn't think that a mistake could be useful until notch miscoded a pig, amirite?

I was about to say that creepers aren't useful, but then I remembered that time I forgot to bring enough wood to not jump straight to a stone pick...

You dip everything you eat in saliva, amirite?
More AK47 rounds have been fired wildly into the air than at actual targets, amirite?

Some say that this happens even when aiming at a an actual target

Ignorance will kill us all. amirite?

Oh, I don't know

The Toys in Toy Story must have seen Andy jerking off at least once, amirite?

He woulda got the dinosaur to help but his arms were too short

A lot of people in Harry Potter probably think of having sex for the positive memory they need to make a Patronus, amirite?

Is that why my Patronus is shaped like boobs?

Truth is revealed by people working together to discover truth, not one person declaring truth. amirite?

Truth starts with one person declaring it. Others look into it and also say it's true. Eventually it becomes actual accepted truth. Unfortunately there is a ton of propaganda and hearsay that is believed as truth by one side of society because they can not relate to the other side. A great example of this is the base of "white privilege" white people are said to not understand the blacks. But the blacks don't understand the white side either and are propagated to believe whites have a privilege they don't. When in reality poor whites have the exact same issues as poor blacks. The biggest difference is there are tons of foundations and programs available to non whites to help their standing and accelerate a better future for them without going completely out of their future pocket to cover then entire cost of that education. This is a false truth but is widely believed so then it is declared truth when in reality it is not.

Technically chuck and Wilson from cast away are blood related, amirite?

Although if Chuck masturbated prior to the hand print, A Blood Brother that's touched his kids.

It's ludicrous for people to make fun of Gen Z'ers for not knowing things. It's not their fault, it's YOUR fault for not teaching them. amirite?

It's cool, if something breaks, you can just call a repairman and pay him with all the money you make at your good job.

Right?

Body cameras on law enforcement proves there was never any implicit trust between the rulers and those they rule. amirite?
@Police officers don't rule. They enforce, but they don't make the rules. The government does that. Now, you might...

Except for when their unions lobby federal and local legislature to keep or create laws that further their interests

One man's trash is another man's fap material. amirite?

Years ago, one man's trash was the ONLY fap material. Hashtag forest porn, hashtag Creek porn

You can be a mother without having an orgasm, but you can't be a father without having one. amirite?

You can be either without having one.

Animals get 20 minutes old and already know what to do, amirite?
@Jordantom16 I read an interesting article one time talking how we are supposed to develop for longer than 9 months in the womb...

I don't know, we have the most complex brain in the animal kingdom it only make sense we have the longest upbringing. Compare it to other smart mammals like apes and elephants, they also have a long upbringing but not quite as long.

Smoothies are adult babyfood, amirite?