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No matter how fast The Flash is he still has to move at human speed when travelling with his family. amirite?
@BigMemer Good thing his mom's already dead and his dad's in jail. No one to travel with!

before the Star Labs event, he didnt have speedster abilities, and in the timeline, that was after his dad went to jail and his mother died.

Your smartphone is more advanced than the computers that landed a spaceship on the moon. Technically, your phone can land on the moon. amirite?

I don't think you understand what the word "technically" means

You probably didn't think that a mistake could be useful until notch miscoded a pig, amirite?

I was about to say that creepers aren't useful, but then I remembered that time I forgot to bring enough wood to not jump straight to a stone pick...

You dip everything you eat in saliva, amirite?
More AK47 rounds have been fired wildly into the air than at actual targets, amirite?

Some say that this happens even when aiming at a an actual target

Gordon Ramsey's kids are in for a rude awakening the day they turn 18. amirite?
@Mytokhondria Why

I think they're going for the idea that Gordon Ramsay is a pretty rude person even though he's really not, he's just a very to the point in almost every definition of the word. He loves his kids and they are very good people, so unless they get on his bad side, they are not in for a rude awakening. Also his son makes fun of the fact that Gordon's rude so he already knows

There's a type of person who will take only one slice of pizza in case there isn't enough for everyone, and a type who will take three slices for the same reason. amirite?

I'm the type that won't take the first slice or the last one. Every slice in between is fair game.

Ignorance will kill us all. amirite?

Oh, I don't know

The Toys in Toy Story must have seen Andy jerking off at least once, amirite?

He woulda got the dinosaur to help but his arms were too short

There'd be a lot less animals in the world if everyone was vegan. amirite?
Women with small breasts wear bras that are too big. Women with big breasts wear bras that are too small... amirite?

I had a girlfriend who wore loose neck shirts and bras that were too big. After we became an official couple, I dropped $200ish dollars on bras that fit her.

A lot of people in Harry Potter probably think of having sex for the positive memory they need to make a Patronus, amirite?

Is that why my Patronus is shaped like boobs?

Superman probably never learned how to drive. amirite?

Youd have to be a special kind of heeeheeeehurrrhurrr to not know how to drive a car as an adult.

you've likely passed by you're strictly online friends in real life and never relized it. amirite?
Truth is revealed by people working together to discover truth, not one person declaring truth. amirite?

Truth starts with one person declaring it. Others look into it and also say it's true. Eventually it becomes actual accepted truth. Unfortunately there is a ton of propaganda and hearsay that is believed as truth by one side of society because they can not relate to the other side. A great example of this is the base of "white privilege" white people are said to not understand the blacks. But the blacks don't understand the white side either and are propagated to believe whites have a privilege they don't. When in reality poor whites have the exact same issues as poor blacks. The biggest difference is there are tons of foundations and programs available to non whites to help their standing and accelerate a better future for them without going completely out of their future pocket to cover then entire cost of that education. This is a false truth but is widely believed so then it is declared truth when in reality it is not.