Neither has Donald Trump.

The internet has allowed us to know about and keep in contact with more people than we're capable of caring about. amirite?

And that's why l don't FB or Twitter

One man's trash is another man's fap material. amirite?

Years ago, one man's trash was the ONLY fap material. Hashtag forest porn, hashtag Creek porn

95% of wasabi must go unused. Amirite
@shawarmababy Im saying the "wasabi" noone uses is just horse radish and isnt good.

And I'm saying I wish you were right, but that I'm sure that some percentage of what's thrown out is actually wasabi, and some percentage of what's used is actually just horseradish.

Some ones been hurt. Maybe you've just got a tiny PP and your wife wants a proper man.

Space Jam was made primarily by having Michael Jordan dribble a basketball and talking to himself in front of a green screen. amirite?

So it was perfect

Blessings are much easier to count after they're gone. amirite?
It's said that couple who don't do kinky things have boring sex lives. But maybe they haven't explored those kinks because they never felt bored with their sex. amirite?
You only fear to be alone in the darkness, because you fear not to be alone in the darkness. amirite?
Adding the prefix "Shadow-" to any object makes it sound infinitely cooler. amirite?
Humans are dirty and inefficient transport vessels for water. amirite?
In a good relationship, no one wears the pants. amirite?

That'd be uncomfortable to walk around in public

The distance of buildings in parts of Barcelona is so small and sound reflective that when one neighbor listens to a radio station, everyone in this street does. If he/she changes the radio station, we all listen to a different song. Which makes this neighbor a radio station. amirite?

I hope they pay for an entertainment licence then

There could be life forms looking for us, amirite?

There could be life inside you.