It's always awkward when you ring a doorbell and aren't quite sure if it actually rung or not. You don't want to ring it again because you'll seem rude, but if you didn't ring it, how would they know you're there, amirite?
@wobbuffet I just go ahead and ring the doorbell a second time. The Ring II

I just stand there with a disapproving glare til they answer, Jehovah's witness style.

Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?

Having sex with Dora would be an exploregasm

oh and statutory rape.

I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN, amirite?

How to fuck up your body in two steps

A Mercedes SLK is a good first car for a 16 year old, amirite?
When you see a bruised apple at the market, you give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?" amirite?
Without Anthony's parents we wouldn't have, so we should thank them for having sex 21 years and 9 months ago, amirite?

talking to yourself?

Why do pregnant women always hold their stomach. Its not like the baby is gonna fall out, amirite?
"Manuscript" is probably the classiest place to hide the word "anus.", amirite?

That or a pair of pants.

Sarcasm translates really well over a computer or text message, amirite?
Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?

Terrorist in the White House! Thought you ought to know.

When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?
If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis. Amirite?

oh, I don't remember that one

If there was a school for murders, they'd probably learn something like: I before E, especially after D, amirite?
If it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, we should all go around telling fat people bad news, amirite?
A tearjerker sounds like someone who cries while masturbating, amirite?

3 days later?