It's always awkward when you ring a doorbell and aren't quite sure if it actually rung or not. You don't want to ring it again because you'll seem rude, but if you didn't ring it, how would they know you're there, amirite?
@wobbuffet I just go ahead and ring the doorbell a second time. The Ring II

I just stand there with a disapproving glare til they answer, Jehovah's witness style.

I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN, amirite?

How to fuck up your body in two steps

Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?

Having sex with Dora would be an exploregasm

oh and statutory rape.

Without Anthony's parents we wouldn't have amirite.net, so we should thank them for having sex 21 years and 9 months ago, amirite?
@1242654

talking to yourself?

A Mercedes SLK is a good first car for a 16 year old, amirite?
Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?

Terrorist in the White House! Thought you ought to know.

Actual status from a 10 year old on my Facebook newsfeed: "Im sick of the single life." Yeah um.... amirite?
@1057148

It's getting worse, know an 8 year old who has a facebook and a cell phone.

Why do pregnant women always hold their stomach. Its not like the baby is gonna fall out, amirite?
Actual status from a 10 year old on my Facebook newsfeed: "Im sick of the single life." Yeah um.... amirite?
@1057168

AND YOU HAD TO WALK 7 MILES BAREFOOT IN THE SNOW TO GET IT!

In Flo Rida's song 'Low', he states that Shawty is wearing Apple Bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps.. WHAT IS SHE, SOME KIND OF FOUR-LEGGED MORPH WOMAN? In all honesty, I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her. amirite?

I can't believe I never realized that . . .

When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?
@I stand by my belief she was in love with Voldemort. If only they had found each other before they went completely...

yes she's totally in love with Voldemort! considering he "can't love" and all I wouldn't say he loves her back or anything but he's "in lust" w/ her And I'm sure there was some bam chicka wow wow between them that J.k rowling left out

When you see a bruised apple at the market, you give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?" amirite?
Being alone in the room you tried to kill yourself in feels really creepy. amirite?
"Manuscript" is probably the classiest place to hide the word "anus.", amirite?

That or a pair of pants.

They should have April fools week, so your friends won't know when to expect it, amirite?
@1141194

I like turtles