skittles and coffee together taste like heroin, amirite?

This is post 528491. The secret combination from Inception.

no, humans aren't better than animals, we are NOT more important then them. All animals are created equal, amirite?
@Brettward95 They?

The RAAHS. Revenge Against All Humans Society. I heard it's an animal resistance group. They said I'm supposed to keep their secret or they'll smother my head against the keyboard, but I can't hold it in any longer. They're planning toajauchsnankf632h

It stinks when you meet someone attractive only to find out you share the same last name, because it'd be awkward to tell people who you're dating, amirite?

Five bucks says a Kentuckian wrote this...

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If you're going to get a tattoo, you shouldn't be sitting in the shop trying to decide what you want. You should be committed to something before you get there, amirite?
It's ridiculous that some parents don't let their kids watch Hercules because it has Greek gods in it, amirite?
It would be incredibly awkward if all laptop's webcams were set to record all the time, and every week the video file was sent to your parents, amirite?

Hah. Like my mom can open a video file

The only people who don't like sluts on Halloween are other sluts on Halloween, amirite?

And people who don't want to see your vagina.

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Guys: You never forget your first blow-job, but it takes a while to get used to the taste, amirite?

Lol cuz gay

Guys: You never forget your first blow-job, but it takes a while to get used to the taste, amirite?
@Rocky I've never tried to eat dog puke, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like that either.

that's different. Millions of men and women have tasted cock and enjoyed it, while dog puke still remains a largely unexplored food source.

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having a Piñata at a child's party basically teaches them to beat the crap out of someone until they get what they want amirite?

That is, if what they want is the other person's innards. wary smilie

What compels a person who's buying candy for trick-or-treaters to pick up the bag of Almond Joys instead of the bag of Reese's Cups? amirite?

Some men just wanna watch the world burn.

Being told to "Act your race" is the one of the most offensive comments anyone could make, amirite?
@Serg You're not black.

floods house with neurotoxin it's sad that those will be your last words

The word 'quantities' makes you laugh because it has the word 'tities' in it, amirite?
You don't know anyone from North Dakota, any important event that ever happened in North Dakota, or any famous monument from North Dakota, amirite?

I can't afford a pumpkin, can I carve a tomato instead?