Suicidal people probably don't know what the hotline number is. amirite?

The number is 988, call or text 24/7. There are plenty of people who use it, but the bigger issue is people not feeling like they're worth the Lifeline's time despite being imminent risk.

There is no such thing as free parking, amirite?
@Expert-Afternoon-501 Say you live in the city without saying you live in the city lmao. Rural places exist and are more common than...

Haha true but even in rural areas the land you need to park your car on is not really free. Even your own driveway has value and costs money to maintain over time. Like all of the "free" roads we drive on. In the cities those costs are higher for sure.

After being born, you briefly wore your mother as a hat, amirite?

No you didn't, that would require a breach birth. You come out head first

Monsters Inc. Monsters only target kids rich enough to have their own room and closets, amirite?

To be honest kids that don't have their own rooms/closets probably wouldn't scare as easily as those with them. They been through enough already

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?

Your brain doesn't "know" how your body works any more than a car knows how an engine works

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?
You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?
There will always be at least a million more suitable partners for you in the world, amirite?

Listen to If I Didn't Have you by Tim Minchin if you haven't before.

No one takes pictures at a funeral, amirite?

Clearly you haven't been to Philippines. They even take selfies with the deceased.

Artichoke hearts are gross because they are expensive. amirite?

You can grow them and the flowers smell like vanilla iced cream, only thing is they grow upwards of 4ft

The sinking of the Titanic must have been one of the greatest offerings to Poseidon ever. amirite?

I would say Pearl Harbor? But I'm
Not a history buff, sure there are many massive naval casualties throughout history.

Masturbating is the most fun activity where you don't smile. amirite?

You should smile while masturbating, it's more fun for the people watching you

Most people really don't miss their ex, they miss having consistent sex with someone that knows how to please them. amirite?

definitely not true for me and id be worried about a friend who felt this way about partners

For all the millions of years of evolution to the human species, dogs and cats have a way better bum-hole for pooping without need for wiping. amirite?
Vegetarians are only seen as militant because we only ever hear from the loud ones, amirite?

"Vegetarians are only seen as militant because we only ever hear from the loud ones"
Fixed. Now just add any "militant" group. Christians. Vegans. CrossFit Bros.