Harder to lose a shirt then a pen.
I dry my face with my ass every morning before work.
Not really, you can find some pretty good weaponry and a few decent parts for basic electronics. Like the dynamos in the bikes or using 30 or 40 pound curling bar as a mace
It kinda sucks when you get a boner while cuddlling and then she thinks you want sex, like nah stay right here lol
You can't be reincarnated into someone who was born 12 years before you died o_o
"my life is worst than yours, feel sorry for me"
Oh. Well. Time to commit die!
No. Homo sapiens arose in Africa. Just Africa.
No, that's only scared pussies like you that get intimidated by people who looks different then themselves.
Also I doubt that people would dance on a dead corpse
First sperm to the egg
Google listens to your questions, judges, labels you, and then sells you to advertisement agencies based on ssid labels... it's how they make their money. Google is probably the single largest judging entity that has ever existed.
Wouldn't a broken branch be a death in the family?
But why do you have to work 9 to 5?
You have a choice to do whatever you want.