Virgin Girls: Sometimes, when you don't get your period early enough you think that maybe you got raped and are pregnant, amirite?
I'm getting pretty tired of Hellen Keller jokes. You wanna know the real reason she's so well known? Not only cause she's blind and deaf but because she was a civil rights activist, helped womans rights, and was a socialist trying to raise peoples awareness. Now, everyone, shut the hell up about how she was a blind, deaf, and making jokes about how she's a woman. Hellen Keller has done more wit... amirite?
White People: Sometimes, you really wish you were black. So, you could pull off saying some of the slang of today that would be considered weird for white people to say, amirite?
In about 100 years, women will have evolved into having no leg, armpit, or upper lip hair, and perfectly plucked eyebrows. amirite?
My name is Joker, abitual smoker. I burn so many trees that I have splinters in my toaster. I need a bitch stay below my waist like a holster and then I'll set my cup up on her booty like a coaster. I brag about my money. So, they're calling my a boaster. I holler "Giddy yup" like I was on the Ponderosa. You say that you don't feel me so just like post cause that is what I'm thinkin'. (joker-w... amirite?
Anyone Not Christian: Sometimes you watch Christmas movies and forget you aren't Christian. All of sudden you get super excited for Christmas...then you have an Oh Wait moment and realize you don't celebrate it, amirite?
When I was little I had dream when I took a nap that if I jumped off the bottom bunk on my bunk bed, I could fly. In the dream I succeded. I was so excited I woke up got my twin sister and yelled about how I could fly. She thought I was stupid. So, I jumped off the bottom of my bunk and........ Hit the top bunk and fell flat on my face on hard wood floor while my sister walked away. That has no... amirite?
You don't understand why Holister is so popular. They have bad quality, too expensive, and pretty much all their things look the same and say HOLISTER on it. amirite?