What type of cheese is made backwards?
MTV's Musical March Madness bracket is bullshit. They didn't include bands like One Direction because they knew they would win in a heartbeat, yet they still put Tokio Hotel, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, and Green Day on the bracket every year without a 2nd thought. It just doesn't make sense, amirite?
What physical characteristic do you like best in a person?
You hate it when you're trying to think of a sex pun, but nothing cums to your head, amirite?
My country has the weirdest flag ever, amirite?
When you see an Asian, you always assume that (s)he's Chinese, amirite?
If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
Eyes are pretty creepy looking up close, amirite?