Me llamo Parker. I hail from Texas, America
(That's predominantly all the Spanish I know. That, and "Donde esta la biblioteca?")
I'm pretty much king at Pokemon. Gold's my favorite. I like emulators because you get the game done lickity-split.
Also, people should use "lickity-split" more often. It's a wonderful expression.
I do theater. The last show we did was "Grease." I was the pervert (Sonny). I'm normally cast as the goofball.
I often quote musicals at inappropriate times. It's a problem.
I'm sarcastic, but not in a dick way.
I do Xbox, although I prefer Nintendo 64. Favorite games: Pokemon Snap, Legend of Zelda: Windwaker, and Fallout 3. In that order.
Because of rehearsal and stuff, I wind up getting home at 6 every evening. So I wind up doing homework the day of.
Lunch is no longer Lunch; it's study hall with food.
On that note, cafeteria food isn't as bad as you think.
I watch SNL every week unless it's a rerun.
TV: Scrubs, SNL, Pawn Stars, Community.
I put the power in powerade.
I don't take things seriously. Except cancer. That shit's real.
Favorite music: Barenaked Ladies, Modest Mouse, and The Beatles.
I'm not a talker. Don't expect it.