Zonkeys are the ultimate fighting machines. We fart burning raccoons.
My life and ambitions.
I have no life. I have no wife. I ate my bride and lost my pride. I like onions.
A brief history of my life.
Got born, naked. Naked is good. I love onions.
The things I could never live without.
I could never live without onions.
My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.
Too many to answer, but I like onions in every fictional form.
The coolest places I've visited.
In my free time I like to...
I like eating onions and farting burning raccoons.
"Without waking him up? I don't believe you." -- The other part of the "tiger" in Monty Python's Meaning of Life...
You should send me a message if you..
If you love me, you know it, you feel it, your onions burning like a raccoon...