There's something wrong if the GPS has a face to punch.
"Ahhh, interesting, I cut out the wrong part of your brain. Those side effects should be fascinating."
Don't worry. I've had my tonsils removed.
I can't believe I'm admitting this. Don't judge, and please don't tell my bed, but I even slept in my car before.
I just don't do mine, it's like not having it, but with a side of failing!
Why were you thinking about this?
Storytime. This guy, right, his name is Dick. At work yesterday, my boss asked me "Did you do the Dick update? The big, long one?" This would not be an issue of awkwardness if his name was Keith.
OK got KO'd
Getting Naked is too expensive.
There would be a rather large genre of "this band was on drugs and nobody knows what this song is supposed to mean"
"We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
Are you sure? Have you ever met anyone else from there? Maybe it's your imagination.
Some people overuse exclamation points so much. You should try reading descriptions of houses for sale "This home has a kitchen! Also, a bathroom! The bathroom was redone in 2006!!!!! WOW!!"
Or walking down dark streets and being scared of being stabbed. I think its because in some ways, even those of us who sometimes wish to die, are still afraid of it happening.
There is no such thing as too much garlic. I like my garlic with garlic on top.