It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
@Vepix There's something wrong with you if you punch GPS's in the face.

There's something wrong if the GPS has a face to punch.

Never say "oops". Always say "Ahhh, interesting". amirite?

"Ahhh, interesting, I cut out the wrong part of your brain. Those side effects should be fascinating."

it's virtually impossible to get a girl pregnant if your sperm has to travel past her tonsils first, amirite?

Don't worry. I've had my tonsils removed.

You have to admit; you sleep around. You've been in a relationship with your bed for years, but you sometimes end up sleeping on the couch, on your parents' bed, in your friend's house or even on your desk in school. Amirite?

I can't believe I'm admitting this. Don't judge, and please don't tell my bed, but I even slept in my car before.

@Montana I almost never have homework.

I just don't do mine, it's like not having it, but with a side of failing!

Guys: Taping sandpaper onto your dick would give a whole new meaning to 'rough sex', amirite?

Why were you thinking about this?

Keith is the worst name a guy can have, amirite?

Storytime. This guy, right, his name is Dick. At work yesterday, my boss asked me "Did you do the Dick update? The big, long one?" This would not be an issue of awkwardness if his name was Keith.

OK isn't just a stick person, it's a stick person who fell over. But he's going to be OK, amirite?

OK got KO'd

You love getting Naked, amirite?

Getting Naked is too expensive.

Instead of genre, music should be sorted by what it's about. For example, instead of pop, country, rock, metal, alternative, etc., it should be: Love, boyfriends, girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, one night stands, crushes, family, friends, life, alcohol, etc., amirite?

There would be a rather large genre of "this band was on drugs and nobody knows what this song is supposed to mean"

For a kids show, Spongebob uses some pretty big and complicated words, amirite?

"We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."

Think about it, have you ever MET anyone from Wyoming? There's no such place as Wyoming, amirite?
@pieismyname haha such lies. i live in wyoming and i have for my entire life!

Are you sure? Have you ever met anyone else from there? Maybe it's your imagination.

Whoa whoa whoa, textbook. let's remember who you are. you're a textbook. I don't care how exciting or surprising Broglie's discovery for quantum mechanics was. please never use an exclamation point to describe something ever again. EVER. amirite?

Some people overuse exclamation points so much. You should try reading descriptions of houses for sale "This home has a kitchen! Also, a bathroom! The bathroom was redone in 2006!!!!! WOW!!"

Suicidals: there's always that funny moment of irony, like an inside joke, whenever you're crossing a street and you check both ways, amirite?

Or walking down dark streets and being scared of being stabbed. I think its because in some ways, even those of us who sometimes wish to die, are still afraid of it happening.

the new domino's pizza is way too garlic-y now that they changed the recipes. amirite?

There is no such thing as too much garlic. I like my garlic with garlic on top.