A shark wearing a hat ate me.... how am I suppose to prepare for that?!
That kinda sounds like you need to talk more. To be honest, you're gonna screw up a bunch of times before you get it right.
It has to do with corruption and media attention. If someone screws up, you want the least amount of attention possible, and distract people with cat videos.
Too bad I can't get high on paper :/
Imagine how many more kids would actually go to school if it did happen :D