Every basketball shot will go in if thrown from the right place, amirite?

So in general, everything will happen if the circumstances are right.

you can do really well in your life as long as you don't think about anything that has ever happened or anything that might ever happen, amirite?
Holywood turned nuclear bombs from most horrifying weapons, to humanity saving tool so many times, that public perception about them actually changed. amirite?

Has it? Don't imagine many people think Nuclear Bomb and go "I'm glad we have that in case we need to blow up an aliens mother ship or asteroid"

When the people at your work start praising your accomplishments there's a good chance you're on your way out. amirite?

Elaborate please.

Every gay person is a virgin because they've never had vaginal sex. amirite?
Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?

So many strangers.

The afterlife seems like it'll be overcrowded. amirite?

Afterlife DMV sounds like a nightmare

If Monsters Inc and Toy Story took place in a shared universe the toys would have stayed up all night defending their children from the scary monsters. amirite?

Plot twist: they are the same universe, and your toys don't want to protect you.

There'd be a lot less animals in the world if everyone was vegan. amirite?
@motorbikemilly One word: ants

I mean, how much does livestock raising really hamper ants' ability to live in an area though?

No one is truly blind because they can see the darkness. amirite?

You don't "see" darkness, as darkness doesn't exist. There is only the lack of light, without which, your retina can't send signals along the optic nerve.

It would be much more apt to say that everyone is blind, if there's no light to see by.

Thicc thighs save lives, but can also take them just as easily, amirite?

Careful how you use em, anything can be a weapon

$50,000 is simultaneously a lot of money and not very much money. amirite?
$50,000 is simultaneously a lot of money and not very much money. amirite?

$50K is enough to change my life but not enough to allow me to quit my job etc.

Technically every book is a remake of the alphabet, amirite?
Technically every book is a remake of the alphabet, amirite?