+1,663Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?
+1,497Being able to read minds would be incredible...but constantly hearing about how sexy and great you are would probably get old, amirite?
+2,724The real reason many gay men choose to stay in the closet so long is because they have to find the perfect outfit to come out in, amirite?
+887Cleavage is like the sun. It's okay to take quick glances, but dangerous to stare. Unless you're wearing sunglasses, amirite?
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+1,782Peanuts, fruit, milk, adorable little animals... Why can't we be allergic to something like dangerous or annoying like hobos or sharks? ....ACHOO! ooh shit there's a terrorist somewhere here, I know it. amirite?
+2,133Hello? Mother Nature? Yes I would like to cancel my monthly subscription...Ah, I can't do that before 40 years are up? No I would not like to transfer to the 9 month plan.... amirite?
+1,750I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you, "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fuckin' large ones" is not the correct answer. amirite?
+2,241I like how ninja turtles wear masks, good way to hide your identity, its not like you're a giant fucking turtle or anything, amirite?