Someone in history had the biggest dick of human existence, but didn't know it. amirite?

No, it was Long Dick Johnson. He had the biggest dick by far. Long Dick Johnson worked as a three-legged man at the circus. Long Dick Johnson would wrap it around his waist and use it as a belt. Long Dick Johnson made John Henry's winkler look like Andy Dick's clit.

An amusement park is one of the few places you wouldn't think twice about hearing screams, amirite?

What about in a dark alley way at 3:14 am out behind the corner store?

With a smart phone and a swiss army knife, you can get into almost anything. amirite?
Avocado Toast is a whitewashing of Chips and Guac. amirite?

really reaching

Living and dying is the same biological process. All that changes is the POV that perceives it. amirite?

Sometimes this is true

If pubs did a kind of Bring Your Own Glass thing when they re-open, they would finally see the true extent of how many people steal their glasses in normal times, amirite?

People would just bring in buckets and barrels and say that they use it to drink at home, just fill it up. Here's 5 bucks

If we introduced sharks to kids the way we do dinosaurs, maybe sharks wouldn't be demonized as much. amirite?

I'm sorry, have you not heard of baby shark? Can't get that freaking song out of my head, it's everywhere