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+1,296think about it, 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 = 4! amirite?

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+1,223Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the
Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning, amirite?

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+283I bet Stephen Hawking calls us walkie-talkies, amirite?

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+514Went to an Iron Maiden concert yesterday. Instead of pulling out lighters at the end everyone pulled out their cell phones. What happened to the good ol' days? amirite?

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+6You know you're a Mauritian when you have stacks of Kraft Cheese in your cupboard amirite?

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+476You hate that point in the morning when you're still in bed trying to sleep, but you've basically milked it for all its worth, so you kinda impatiently roll around trying to get comfortable again so maybe just maybe you could drift off again, amirite?

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+516You have a few websites that you don't tell your friends about, like maybe this one, because they wouldn't be as special to you or your scared your friends might think it's dumb, amirite?

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+222A psychiatrist was having a therapy session with 3 mothers and their children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the 1st mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the 2nd mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the 3rd mother got up and said " Come on, Dick, let's go."... amirite?

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+221The first guy who masturbated must have been kind of crazy, I mean who even thinks ''I'm going to strangle that little bastard down there and maybe he'll like it!'', amirite?

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+194Girls: WIFE is the acronym of 'Woman I Find Exceptional'. Guys: Just kidding, you know it means 'Woman I Fuck Everyday', amirite?

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+1,676We have women in the military, but
they don't put us in the front lines.
They don't know if we can fight, if we
can kill. I think we can. All the general
has to do is walk over to the women
and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those
uniforms.", amirite?

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+444After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.", amirite?

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+118Let's play a game to find out about the most liked users on amirite. All you have to do is to list your top 3 favourite users in the comments and from that we'll be able to find out which users are truely the most appreciated of all, amirite?

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+47The three important rules of sex: 1) always have a condom with you. 2) never try something involving animals or sharp objects. 3) never do it with someone sharing your last name.. amirite?

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+57Kids: If you ever see mommy putting daddy's penis in her vagina, then she's trying to get a baby; but if you ever see mommy putting daddy's penis in her mouth, then she's trying to get jewelry, amirite?

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