School is good, the school system is bad. amirite?
The reason so many adults lose optimism in the world is that you get older and realize Superman isn't real, then you get a little older and realize Lex Luther is real. amirite?

lex luther is real and his parents are jeff bezos and mark zuckerberg.

It doesn't make sense that a majority of stores are open 9-5 when most people work 9-5, amirite?
R.....e.....a.....d.....i.....n...g the first word would take longer due to having five periods between them. amirite?

It did though

School is good, the school system is bad. amirite?
Being a therapist is a professional job until you put a space in between the "E" and the "R", amirite?

Yep psycho the rapist

A piano is one of the hardest instruments to pick up. Think about it. amirite?

Easiest to let me go of too. Especially when it's above a young age (read child)

Large communities could be toxic for many reasons. amirite?

Especially people with one gods?

Self-aware AI will view humans the way humans view monkeys, amirite?

That's why I love GLaDOS, she thinks that she's better than humans and that's cute.

Misinformation travels faster than true information, amirite?

Falsehood will fly, as it were, on the wings of the wind, and carry its tales to every corner of the earth; whilst truth lags behind; her steps, though sure, are slow and solemn, and she has neither vigour nor activity enough to pursue and overtake her enemy…

-Thomas Francklin 1787

There is a person we know that will never date anyone in their whole life, amirite?


Did I make it less or more sad?

It's not until you start buying groceries that you realize how expensive fast food is. amirite?

I had a conversation recently with my stepmom about this. As kids, we would eat a of the food as quickly as we could. We wouldn't think anything of it. She would get pissed that we went through $100 worth of food in no time. Not until I became an adult and starting paying for our family to go out to dinner did I realize how much my parents spent on food for 2 teenage boys and 1 girl.

Good morning and Good mourning have very different meanings, amirite?
Nextgen launches were literally IRL battle royales, amirite?
Nextgen launches were literally IRL battle royales, amirite?