Albert_Einstein

It sucks when someone says, "Bear with me" but they don't and you're stuck there growling by yourself, amirite?
What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it's too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself "My name is Pete". Amirite?
What's with when you go to a restaurant and when they give you the bill its in a little book? Is it like the story of your meal? Once upon a time there were some really hungry people... amirite?

Bill:
Lobster- $150
Marrow- $75
1 oz Steak- $200

"THE STORY OF US FEELS A LOT LIKE A TRAGEDY NOW, NOW NOOOOOWWW"- T. Swift<333

Careful kids, I guess it's legal for your parents to murder you, amirite?
When the power goes out in school or a public place, there's always atleast one person that screams, amirite?

In elementary school one kid got detention for saying "Sooomeone forgot to pay the bills."

Saying that you're a good person is meaningless. Every single person who's ever walked on this planet thought he or she was a pretty good person. Even Osama bin Laden thought he was doing what was right, amirite?
@Chewbanshee I'm sure Hitler believed he was an angel sent by god to fix earth

No hate, I repeat, no hate.

Hitler was a genius. He tried to make the human race better, he just approached it wrong. He studied twins, he was an artist. I find his idea of purifying the human race fascinating and impressive. Not not mass killing the Jewish people, that is.

Why do people who are "gangsta" call their homes "the crib"? Especially when talking to a girl, how is that appealing? "Ay, girl, why don't you come by the crib later? We can suck on pacifiahs allll night, and maybe even cry ourselves to sleep.", amirite?
@1443212

The more you Kohls.

The longer you're on amirite, the more critical you are of other posts, amirite?

I hate when people love comments that aren't even remotely funny, mostly on the POTD

Casey Anthony could get a tear drop tattoo under her eye and she'd still be not guilty, amirite?
@JoyStar I totally think she's guilty, but I'm not surprised she got away. There wasn't any definitive evidence -- only a...

Death penalty should NOT exist. They should have to suffer. Ffs, prisons are in better shape then half 1/4 of America's homes. Some, hardworking families can't even get a meal on the table every night, and here are the murders, the rapists, the robbers enjoying 3 meals a day. That's better than what an average COLLEGE student eats, and that student is trying to HELP the world, not make it a worse place like these criminals.

The show "Toddlers & Tiaras" was only named that because "Strippers in Training" and "My Mother has Self-Esteem Issues" weren't catchy enough titles. amirite?
At this rate, Harry and Ginny Potter's fourth kid is going to be named Dobby Hedwig, amirite?
@im_good_nope_im_god Personally, I would find it sort of flattering. Also, it's not like you go announcing people's middle names...

Unless he messes around with some cursed sneakoscopes.

"SEAMUS"
Kingsley walks in

"SHACKLEBOLT GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE AND STOP MESSING AROUND"

"You don't dare talk to me like that! Get out of here! AND NEVER COME BACK."
"No, wai-"
"GET OUT"

When they get home

"YOU DESERVE A BEATING YOU DEVIL CHILD! CRUCIO!"

Seamus was then arrested for using the Cruciatus on his dad.
Because the Trace is THAT bad.

Johnny from "Ed,Edd, n Eddy" is such a hipster. He was planking before it was cool. amirite?
@pb55020 Dude I said nothing about my skills at pottery. I was talking about my posts.

I feel like you are trying not to get owned by that anon so you are half making fun of yourself and half making fun of his obviously 'bad on purpose' grammar.

Nice strategy.

Keep raking in those luvs.

You can't stand being in a wheelchair. amirite?
Why do local banks feel compelled to inform us of the temperature? Oh yeah, because when we pass we think to ourselves, "Oh, it's 42 degrees, maybe I'll take out a loan.", amirite?
@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/70671

You're like that kid in class that has a story for everything. They were funny at first, but now everyone groans and sighs when he goes into a story. Amirite?

What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it's too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself "My name is Pete". Amirite?