AlbiTheRacistDragon

You get excited when you see something important in history happened on your birthday, amirite?

Louisiana Purchase FTW!

What was the point of California voting on Proposition 8 if they're just going to overturn it, amirite?
@apparently we don't live in a democracy after all.

Because civil rights cannot be put up to a vote. I couldn't vote away your freedom of speech, even if the majority wanted to. The US is a CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC, not a "democracy"; there is not one single nation that is purely democratic.

Basically all science ends up saying, "We are going to kill ourselves and the world will die," amirite?

You're right, science is too cynical. I don't wanna believe that! Let's believe fairy tales instead, herpdy derp derp.

You know we live in a screwed up world when one of the richest people has the name "Lady GaGa", amirite?

Apparently, she's acually filed for bankruptcy several times...

God must be an atheist, because his apparent need for people to validate his existence with worship shows that he doesn't believe in himself, amirite?
@asdijojioiojioxj Yes, but it's absurd to pick on our religion, we don't bash Islam, atheism, or anyone else because we don't agree.

Who said I was "picking on your religion"? I was poking fun at (mono)theism in general. I never once said anything about Christianity. And who is "we"? I see posts all the time from a Christian point of view.

God must be an atheist, because his apparent need for people to validate his existence with worship shows that he doesn't believe in himself, amirite?
@anorafox that's cold.... christians go on this sight to.... and we would appreciate it if you didnt post such things.

Such things as my opinions? I thought that was the whole purpose of the site. If you don't agree with my opinion, downvote it. Simple.

The only pick up line guys will need on December 20th, 2012 is "let's live every day as if it's our last", amirite?

DUDE that's my birthday. :o

The pick up line market is getting too big, we need some decent break up lines that are not corny. The best one I've heard is Girl: Hey baby hows your hand feeling Boy: Just fine Girl: Is your skin dry? Boy: nah Girl: Well buy yourself some lotion anyway cuz i'm dumping your ass Boy: No! Girl: well buy yourself a pair of lotion cause you'll be needing it cause i'm dumping your ass. amirite?
Guide to Insulting People for Republicans: If you live in the 1980's, call somebody a communist. If you live in the 1990's, call somebody a homosexual. If you live in the 2000's, call somebody a closet Muslim, amirite?
@eldorito According to Republicans, socialist=communist.

Socialism=Communism=Fascism=Totalitarianism=Nazism=Dictatorship.

Everyone looks innocent when they're sleeping. amirite?

Dude, have you EVER read "The Tell-Tale Heart"? :o

Sometimes my lyrics are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this, amirite?

Ahh, I love FotC!

God: I'm going to create you with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a virgin with myself as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. TA-DA! amirite?
God: I'm going to create you with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a virgin with myself as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. TA-DA! amirite?
@Anangrygnome Ok, I'm not gonna correct you, bc I'm sure ur gonna get plenty of corrections telling you the story that you...

NO UR IGNORANT. CAPSCAPSCAPS

I actually do know quite a bit about the Bible. More than most of the creationists I know, at least. It simply makes no fucking sense. People don't believe it because it's rational; they're taught to believe it and then rationalize it in their heads to feel safe.

Why do we say vegetarian instead of fruitatarian, amirite?

"Veg" meaning "vegetation", not "vegetable". Or "vegetable" and in "animal, vegetable, or mineral".

God: I'm going to create you with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a virgin with myself as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. TA-DA! amirite?
@buddyred23 Okay, God did NOT create humans with sin. Humans didn't sin until satan tempted Eve and she CHOSE to disobey God...

But apparently WE are born with original sin, which means that he creates us with sin (or at the very least, a sinful nature). Oh, and the whole virgin thing? When the original Hebrew was translated into Greek, the scribes mistranslated the Hebrew word for "young woman" to the Greek word for "virgin". It was a failure of...puts on sunglasses Biblical proportions.