Guys: you don't actually find it attractive when girls have fat rolls, cellulite, a double chin, and thighs that touch, etc amirite?
Offensive, huh? Well it's also offensive when you tell girls they aren't attractive for being the opposite. Different strokes for different folks.
"Hey mom meet me at the suicide booth at 12, I'm gonna kill myself cause I hate life, k?" "K son I'll prepare the funeral."
No just no. This is so wrong on so many levels. It's like you're encouraging people who have suicidal thoughts to just easily kill themselves, and providing an easy way to do so without feeling guilty. And I bet it'll be way worse for the parents to actually watch their child kill themselves and not being able to do anything, then coming home and finding them dead due to suicide. "This is the best way" you say? No it fucking isn't, suicide should never be the answer to anything, no matter what you're passing through.
I went to the doctor and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked why, and he said, "Because I'm trying to check for testicular cancer!"
I did this recently. I put a very long coming out status that thanked all of his friends for support. Multiple people believed it. Then I got down to business. I changed his name to Oprah Odonnel Winfree. I said he worked at an Al Qaeda training camp with a new project "9/11/12". I posted on every Smith's wall that he was friends with "You're my favorite smith". Same thing with another name I'm forgetting. I messaged one girl telling her she was really pretty and begged for nudes. I accepted a friend request from a girl he's been avoiding like crazy. I added every girl on Facebook named Laquisha and was going to put up a status "I love you Laquisha", but they never accepted. Oh yeah, I also changed his profile picture to Justin Beiber and his time line cover to One Direction. There was more, but I forget.
Then half of his body should be somewhere else near by and that head stone should read, "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE."
It's funny when shitty puns work out, also feces.
Feed Jesus or die.
Woah, how did I end up on sixbillionsecrets?
"Are you having sex?"
"Holy shit Mike & Sully?? I'm sorry you guy had to see that."
"No! It's cool! Put that thing back in her vagina, or so help me!"
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