Girls: there is some really random things about guys you find sexy. For example: I think a guy jumping a wall is sexy, amirite?

Loosening a tie and holding babies. But not at the same time.

Cheddar is as Gouda cheese as any American could wish for, and while we Edam all that is something one could never Provolone. amirite?

I knew a Swiss man named Colby who once lost his wallet. He was so Feda and upset and he is a Muenster when he's angry, so I looked at my friend and said "Ricotta get out of here" My friend said "Colby and his son, Jack, Havarti left. I noticed the wallet on the Velveeta chair, so I told him "I see it, Monchego after them"

Being Christian is more than going to church. Being Christian is praying, having a devotion to Jesus and knowing Jesus as your Savior. amirite?

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Guys: You feel really, really bad when you accidentally cause a girl physical pain, amirite?

But who cares about emotional pain.

If God doesn't exsist, then humans are just pointless masses of cells that have no purpose, and emotions are just chemicle reactions that don't mean anything, amirite?
@Favvkes just because it's nicer/comforting to think we have a purpose and that there is a god doesn't mean it's true

It's also more comforting to believe there isn't a hell, but that doesn't mean that's true.

"I got stuck in traffic on the way home."
"Wahhhh" :'(

It's amazing how you learn you mother language without even studying it. It'd be cool if we had a 'test baby' grow up with 5 different 'moms' each fluent in a different language. They would each spend the exact same amount of time with the child. By the time the kid's ten, it would be cool to see what languages or how much of the different languages the kid is fluent in, amirite?
@Saudi80 No true American is actually bilingual.

It was ironic that when I thumbs-downed this comment, it said nada.

Teenagers, WHY ARE WE ALL SO HORNY ALL THE TIME?! amirite?

I was fine until you mentioned it..

There is at least one song on your iPod with the word "love" in the title, amirite?

Skinny love. Bon Iver

you have bumps around your nipples, amirite?
You talk about the doctor when he leaves the room, amirite?
On September 30th, 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all the while singing ”I Will Survive”. After filming and posting it to your Facebook wall and YouTube, then, and only then, will Mark Zuckerberg personally come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on. It must be true because someone on Facebook that we hardly know told us, amirite?
Feeling tired? There's a nap for that, amirite?
If you could instantly become perfectly fluent in another language, you know what language you'd pick, amirite?
@Katffro German. Hands down. You /always/ sound angry. Plus, it sounds like fun to speak.

It sounds so gross, like you're hocking a loogie. Ichhhh Liebe Dichhhh. Romantic.

I think the best way to solve America's problem's is to elect a grizzly bear into the house of representatives, stick with me here, because he would than systematically take out the frail and weak and leave only those fit to survive. Not to mention congress would be forced to put their petty squabbles aside and band together in order to survive, nothing says bipartisanship like the threat of bears, amirite?

Haha I really liked the "stay with me here".