As soon as I read, "This would be absolutely terrifying." I knew it was Favvkes;P
That's why I refer to epic meal time as food porn
Me and my mom last week
She notices my phone, and nosily peeks through the picture
Mom:"...." "...whos this"
me(preparing for a loud argument to ensue) "eh...its just Jessica, a friend"
Mom:...gasp "Is she kissing you??"
Me fml " no, its nothinging. Just a picture"
Mom: flipping throughh the photos, becoming more and more crazed. "just exactly who is the hussy?! Oh my god, have you had your first kiss??!"
Me: (apparently, picking the wrong answer): "yes, mom. I'm in high school. Its not uncommon. I trust you, I am not a man whore or a pimp of any sort.
Mom:Holy shit omfg!!! How could you, your so young! Don't do nasty stuff, stay pure. I love you, don't do this!"
Me:(yet again, picking the wrong answer)." its not that big of a deal, your overreacting"
Mom: Omfg, -nuclear reaction- everyone dies
The end*certain scenes may have been dramatized or exaggerated to produce a more enjoyable experience for the audience"
I was not aware that a kid came up with idea. Well maybe I'm over thinking this. Maybe some kid just wanted to blow shit up with pissed off birds.
I always thought of the angry birds as subtle commentary on terrorist bombers and kamikazes.... I mean, they're birds that bomb pigs for as retribution for eating or whatever the fuck the pigs do to the eggs...Point being, they ultimately end up dying for their cause...
Thatsme when I have a question on homework I don't know
Everytime I see one or a mob I'm not prepared for, I start furiously digging into the ground, hoping I can jump in.. Like some crazed rabbit or something
Wait, doesn't celery create a calorie deficit when you actually eat it? Does that mean I get payed to eat celery?..
I wouldn't probably even use it outside of close friends and family, because FaceTime is the rude awakening when a little bit of photo editing can't save you :P
I still manage to look like a dirty seaweed monster on the iPad 3'a retina display. I like to think what my mon says, "I'm special" c:
I use to go to my borders and read the manga. I didn't wanna pay 8.99 and then finish it a half hour later, ahaha
"once you go black, you go deaf"
Sorry I meant to say that yours was posted earlier. Asdghkeorhf. Mine was deleted And no sir, I was not mad at all.repeats happen, and itwas my fault this time.
I have the exact same thing posted, but earlier. xDmaybe someone should go delete it? Seems like the honorable thing to do...