Wait, doesn't celery create a calorie deficit when you actually eat it? Does that mean I get payed to eat celery?..
Me and my mom last week
She notices my phone, and nosily peeks through the picture
Mom:"...." "...whos this"
me(preparing for a loud argument to ensue) "eh...its just Jessica, a friend"
Mom:...gasp "Is she kissing you??"
Me fml " no, its nothinging. Just a picture"
Mom: flipping throughh the photos, becoming more and more crazed. "just exactly who is the hussy?! Oh my god, have you had your first kiss??!"
Me: (apparently, picking the wrong answer): "yes, mom. I'm in high school. Its not uncommon. I trust you, I am not a man whore or a pimp of any sort.
Mom:Holy shit omfg!!! How could you, your so young! Don't do nasty stuff, stay pure. I love you, don't do this!"
Me:(yet again, picking the wrong answer)." its not that big of a deal, your overreacting"
Mom: Omfg, -nuclear reaction- everyone dies
The end*certain scenes may have been dramatized or exaggerated to produce a more enjoyable experience for the audience"
Yeah, this is what I call "slacktivisim." Pretending that you're actually doing something by sharing or liking on a social network.
"once you go black, you go deaf"
Everytime I see one or a mob I'm not prepared for, I start furiously digging into the ground, hoping I can jump in.. Like some crazed rabbit or something
I'm going to hell after reading and laughting at this, aren't I?...
So this post suggest that, there is always hell in something...?
I'm pretty sure their shit isn't invisible...
I always thought of the angry birds as subtle commentary on terrorist bombers and kamikazes.... I mean, they're birds that bomb pigs for as retribution for eating or whatever the fuck the pigs do to the eggs...Point being, they ultimately end up dying for their cause...
Thatsme when I have a question on homework I don't know
Maybe, I remember seeing it on some site, but I couldn't remember, or I would have credited it. That could be possible.
I have the exact same thing posted, but earlier. xDmaybe someone should go delete it? Seems like the honorable thing to do...
I still manage to look like a dirty seaweed monster on the iPad 3'a retina display. I like to think what my mon says, "I'm special" c:
I wouldn't probably even use it outside of close friends and family, because FaceTime is the rude awakening when a little bit of photo editing can't save you :P