This would be absolutely terrifying. The only thing keeping you from floating away into infinite, dark, cold, airless space is a thin cord. Astronauts are some of the bravest human beings, amirite?

As soon as I read, "This would be absolutely terrifying." I knew it was Favvkes;P

If you're just watching the food channel, it's boring. But when you're hungry, it's like porn. amirite?

That's why I refer to epic meal time as food porn

Your mom thinks that every member of the opposite sex that looks at you has a crush on you, amirite?

Me and my mom last week

She notices my phone, and nosily peeks through the picture

Mom:"...." "...whos this"
me(preparing for a loud argument to ensue) "eh...its just Jessica, a friend"
Mom:...gasp "Is she kissing you??"
Me fml " no, its nothinging. Just a picture"
Mom: flipping throughh the photos, becoming more and more crazed. "just exactly who is the hussy?! Oh my god, have you had your first kiss??!"
Me: (apparently, picking the wrong answer): "yes, mom. I'm in high school. Its not uncommon. I trust you, I am not a man whore or a pimp of any sort.
Mom:Holy shit omfg!!! How could you, your so young! Don't do nasty stuff, stay pure. I love you, don't do this!"
Me:(yet again, picking the wrong answer)." its not that big of a deal, your overreacting"
Mom: Omfg, -nuclear reaction- everyone dies

The end*certain scenes may have been dramatized or exaggerated to produce a more enjoyable experience for the audience"

The white birds in Angry Birds are pretty counterproductive. In order to get their eggs back from the pigs, they fight them with eggs. amirite?
@amirong I always thought of the angry birds as subtle commentary on terrorist bombers and kamikazes.... I mean, they're...

I was not aware that a kid came up with idea. Well maybe I'm over thinking this. Maybe some kid just wanted to blow shit up with pissed off birds.

The white birds in Angry Birds are pretty counterproductive. In order to get their eggs back from the pigs, they fight them with eggs. amirite?

I always thought of the angry birds as subtle commentary on terrorist bombers and kamikazes.... I mean, they're birds that bomb pigs for as retribution for eating or whatever the fuck the pigs do to the eggs...Point being, they ultimately end up dying for their cause...

You've texted several people at once because you knew that at least one would respond almost instantly, amirite?
@Chewbanshee I used to send out mass texts asking the same question...

Thatsme when I have a question on homework I don't know

In Minecraft you always have to be aware there aren't any creepers or mobs behind you even in safe places you have to be sure when you get that feeling, amirite?

Everytime I see one or a mob I'm not prepared for, I start furiously digging into the ground, hoping I can jump in.. Like some crazed rabbit or something

Tesla was robbed, amirite?
The price of food should be based off of how many calories are in it. This makes sense because the more you pay, the more energy you get, kind of like gas. Plus, it'd be a lot easier to manage your caloric intake because you could just limit yourself to spending $15 dollars on food, or 2,000 calories. Amirite?

Wait, doesn't celery create a calorie deficit when you actually eat it? Does that mean I get payed to eat celery?..

FaceTime or any video chatting service seems to make you look like some hideous creature whenever you use it, amirite?
@macandcheesemuncher I think it's because the front facing cameras on the iPhone 4 and iPad 2 are awful

I wouldn't probably even use it outside of close friends and family, because FaceTime is the rude awakening when a little bit of photo editing can't save you :P

FaceTime or any video chatting service seems to make you look like some hideous creature whenever you use it, amirite?
@macandcheesemuncher I think it's because the front facing cameras on the iPhone 4 and iPad 2 are awful

I still manage to look like a dirty seaweed monster on the iPad 3'a retina display. I like to think what my mon says, "I'm special" c:

It sorta feels like stealing to extensively read a book in a book store without purchasing it, amirite?

I use to go to my borders and read the manga. I didn't wanna pay 8.99 and then finish it a half hour later, ahaha

Ear sex fucks with your hearing, amirite?

"once you go black, you go deaf"

Saying someone elses marriage is against your religion is like getting mad at someone for eating a doughnut because you're on a diet, amirite?
@amirong I have the exact same thing posted, but earlier. xDmaybe someone should go delete it? Seems like the honorable...

Sorry I meant to say that yours was posted earlier. Asdghkeorhf. Mine was deleted And no sir, I was not mad at all.repeats happen, and itwas my fault this time.

Saying someone elses marriage is against your religion is like getting mad at someone for eating a doughnut because you're on a diet, amirite?

I have the exact same thing posted, but earlier. xDmaybe someone should go delete it? Seems like the honorable thing to do...