Girls: When your boobs look nicer than usual, you feel more confident, amirite?
@fuustoleit I never think about my boobs... they always look the same.

Maybe I should check them for you, just in case they've changed without your notice

We all know that in ten years, we're going to look back at Lady Gaga and say to ourselves, "what were we on?", amirite?

Why? Lady Gaga is genuinely talented, it's just masked by all the shit they do with her voice and obnoxious music. She can sing and play piano beautifully, and she writes her own songs.
Just because she dresses weird doesn't mean anyone should be 'ashamed' of her because, unlike almost all other popular bands/singers, she's very talented.

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It's difficult to hear people say, "Cheer up, you have so much to live for" when you're going through depression because it's not like suddenly I'll say, "You know what? You're totally right. I'm all cheered up now!", amirite?

I've had depression for awhile and it's so debilitating. I have no hope for anything, I feel like I'm just going through the motions of living and I feel so lonely. Not to say that I don't have a laugh here and there but what's annoying is that no matter how illogical my feelings are, it's still how I feel. I have friends who care about me- I know that, but I still feel like I've got nothing.

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When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?

The only thing my sex ed class could stop giggling long enough to agree on was that the female reproductive system totally looks like a cow's head.
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I rest my case.

Confidence is when you write "answer key" on the top of your test, amirite?
Go to the comments section of this post, right click and paste. Show us the last thing you copied. This will be fun, amirite?

"Freeze Mentos into ice-cubes. Then give your friends an iced diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode."

Being a billionaire is kind of pointless, what are you going to spend a billion dollars on? amirite?

Leave huge tips at cheap diners to freak out the waitstaff. Buy a homeless guy a fully stocked RV, videotape it, and see if you can make it go viral. Set up a charity under an obviously fake name, something like "Ivanna Tinkle," and watch the media have fun with it. Start your own gameshow. Fill a small pool with jello or corn starch and water like you always wanted to do when you were a kid. Hire a bunch of people and prank a small town somehow, like leaving an identical lawn gnome on every doorstep, or organizing a huge impromptu scavenger hunt. Have a ball pit installed in your home. Have a superhero costume custom-made and go bungee jumping in it. Walk into a small store and announce that you want to buy everything in it. Stop people on the street and offer them large sums of money for their clothing. Scatter quarters all over a playground and watch small children have their days made when they find them.
Just think about it. I'm sure you'll find ways to have fun.

You say that 'coning' at mcdonalds is so stupid, but secretly you want to try it, amirite?

I heard of a guy who ordered ice-cream, and leaned out the window to whisper 'do you believe in unicorns?' and they said 'no' so he grabbed the cone, stuck the ice-cream to his forehead, and drove away screaming 'BELIEVEEE!!' ... Don't do bathsalts.

It feels great to take off that Hollister tee after a long day of being a prick, amirite?

It feels great to take off to Pigfarts in your rocket ship after a long day of rolling around on the floor.

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?

Oh, you may not think I'm dirty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A filthier hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
But I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat,
As grimy as a stall.
There are diseases hidden in my head
That people cannot see,
So try me on and I will give you
More than just a flea.

Love isn't about ridiculous little words. Love is about grand gestures. Love is about airplanes pulling banners over stadiums, proposals on jumbo-trons, giant words in sky writing. Love is about going that extra mile even if it hurts, letting it all hang out there. Love is about finding courage inside of you that you didn't even know was there, amirite?

You obviously don't know what love is. Love is taking the trash out for your mom when you know she had a long day, it's holding back from saying that little comment that will ruin your friend's day, it's picking up your significant other's favorite flavor of ice cream even though you don't really like it. Love is about denying the selfishness of human nature because you love a person enough to do that little something for them.
The sweet feeling of a grand gesture will fade in time, the little sacrifices permeate forever. You have some growing up to do.