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boyfriends are like chocolate. They can be sweet at times, and bitter other times but either way you will keep craving more. you love it while it lasts, but when your done, your sad and fat. amirite?

White at times...brown at times... but the white really sucks, so I always go with brown.

The best way to use 3 wishes if you can't wish for more wishes: 1. Eternal happiness and good health. 2. Unlimited money. And 3. True love, amirite?
@KickAss @1042172 (Anonymous): If you have an unlimited amount of money then you can probably help other people... if you're...

If you do that, money will lose its value. If you have unlimited money, the more money you 'create' the more it will lose its value.
Irrelevant to this comment but I also disagree with the other wishes...if I have eternal happiness, I will never realize the value of it. I believe that true happiness comes only under two circumstances: 1. When you least expect it and 2. After much sorrow.
If I was given good health I'd not take care of myself or my body.
We all wish to find true love but if we KNEW for sure that a certain someone was THE ONE, we'd take them for granted. Knowing that this love will last forever anyway, we'd not put in as much effort to make it work.
I believe that the most important thing in life is mystery. It's the UNKNOWN that keeps us going. I don't know if I'm going to have a decent job and that's what drives me to get better grades. I don't know if I'm going to have good health and that's why I want to live a good life and not smoke or do...

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They had to change the title of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" to "Sorcerer's Stone" in the USA because Americans aren't educated well enough to know what a philosopher is, amirite?
@whatahoss ANDDD the reason Russia doesn't "brag" about it is because it's a piece of shit country and fell apart and became...

Your also welcome for electricty, the cotton gin, the telephone, the steam engine, the assembly line, interchangeable weapon parts, open heart surgery, the light bulb, and Google. Would you like me to continue?

They had to change the title of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" to "Sorcerer's Stone" in the USA because Americans aren't educated well enough to know what a philosopher is, amirite?
@British people: Having a better education than Americans since forever.

OH, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of being on the MOON.