+23Ironically, telling someone to focus when they are already trying to, usually breaks their focus, amirite?
+229It's weird to think of the possibility that nobody's wishes ever come true because somebody wished for no one else's wishes to come true, amirite?
+432It's annoying when people ask you for a favor, and when you say no (for a good reason) they get mad. Like if Ralph, who's terrible with money, asked to borrow $30. Then when I said no, he fucked a tortoise and beat it to death with a flaming quesadilla. Actually no, it's not like that at all, I don't know why I included the example. amirite?