You're often scared by the thought of something rather the actual thing itself. Prime example: anal fisting, amirite?
@pikabeau Nope. Anal fisting in practice is much scarier than just the thought of having a fist shoved up my butt. I don't...

You've seen it happen? Like, you were just sitting there and a couple of people across the room started fisting?

Some showers leave you wetter than others, amirite?

Resists urge to make perverted joke...

Writing a comment that agrees with the post and having the OP be the only one to vote it up is a bit like when your mom says she likes your outfit, amirite?

I agree with this post.

Sometimes out of the blue when you're looking at your sexy self in the mirror while washing your hands or something you'll start doing weird shit like smiling creepily or waggling your eyebrows, and then stop suddenly when you realize that stuff like that is probably why you have no friends, amirite?

I think that's the reason I do have friends.

Makes them feel normal.

Sometimes out of the blue when you're looking at your sexy self in the mirror while washing your hands or something you'll start doing weird shit like smiling creepily or waggling your eyebrows, and then stop suddenly when you realize that stuff like that is probably why you have no friends, amirite?
@Egotistical or the door is open and your dad was staring at you the entire time

How much porn do you watch that involves a father and a daughter?

it would be cool if you could transform certain body parts into food and eat it, but then it grows right back, amirite?

man it would give a whole new meaning to eating dick

You wanna stop talkin to someone when they cuss after every word. amirite?

I fucking agree with you completely. It annoys the shit out of me when a son of a bitch fucking cusses all the time. Makes them look like a real asshole.